Hey there! Thanks for stopping by. I do really appreciate it, primarily because I’m starved for attention.
Irony, sarcasm, and knees to the groin abound in my life, as do expensive little pieces of polymerized oil. That’s why I decided to name this blog That Just Figures! I would’ve named it Ain’t That a Bitch!, but I don’t collect many statues of dogs. Well, I might have one of Snoopy somewhere.
As you can tell from the subtitle, this blog is primarily about my love for Walt Disney’s Ariel, anime and its related obsessions, and other pop culture geekiness. I might rant write about other things, but they won’t be the main focus. Mainly because I’m lazy. Seriously, someone suggested I start a blog like 10 years ago, and I’m just getting to it now. Of course, that blog probably would’ve been about Ariel, Top Cow, and Natalie Portman, and that just wouldn’t have been as much alliterative fun.
Anyway, I try to update every Tuesday. Bold notwithstanding, the accent is on “try”, so no promises. Especially if there’s a major holiday or event going on that day. Or the weekend before. I said I was lazy; weren’t you paying attention? Seriously? You’re already tuning me out? Nice. See if I pay any attention to your suggestions, advice, or confessions of love. Then we’ll know who’s starved for attention. Right? Right?! Hey! Are you listening to me?!